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puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.

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jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent


"This is why dad left"

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

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notmakoto:

when you see the anime tiddy

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sharonosbourne:

I have never related to anyone more than I relate to the woman on the left right now

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cyberharpie:

*stops mid bj to pull a hair out of my mouth*

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memeterprise:

wrecked

memeterprise:

wrecked

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