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ruinedchildhood:

the anthem

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mtvnews:

girl power.

mtvnews that’s not girl power, that’s SHADE. get the fuck…did you not realize that Beyonce has all 17 of the Grammys and the rest have none? C’mon son, do better.

Impeccable shade.


And fucking MTV News didn’t get it…

memewhore:

badbilliejean:

nikkisshadetree:

mtvnews:

girl power.

mtvnews that’s not girl power, that’s SHADE. get the fuck…did you not realize that Beyonce has all 17 of the Grammys and the rest have none? C’mon son, do better.

Impeccable shade.

And fucking MTV News didn’t get it…

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scribbles-of-blue:

Shit my cockatiel does.

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elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

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astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

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bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

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"What a wonderful thought it is that some of the best days of our lives haven’t happened yet."

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